The nicknames I have been getting

Nicknames? I guess it explains that you have some friends? Or maybe you are badly hated?

Alright, besides the flowery nicknames that is given to you, like fuck3r, chib4i, lanci4o, bast4rd, bi7ch, kukuji4o and what not. Those are from "good" friends! LOL!

What are the nicknames that you have had all along? I'm sure everyone does. I have quite a fair share of it too! Let's see what nicknames I collected all these while;

During high school days, my wonderful friends used to call me;

- Kok Tseng - not a nickname but my last names. Its weird actually. I'm not used to people calling me by that but by now, its pretty common.

- Fatty - That explains itself.

In college, my even more wonderful friends call me;

- Mashimaro - It was a promotion in McDees. They were selling Mashimaro soft toys and one of my friend thought that I looked like it? WTF! It has been with me till today as well.

- Fei Chai Kelv - The same culprit as the previous one came out with this. What wonderful friends I have?

- Fei H4i - KDU mates. It explains itself too!

From some random people,

- Mario - They said I looked like him? Hmm.. I permed my hair once, it looked a bit like mushroom I think? Cannot really remember.

- Monk - There was this period of time when I decided to shave my head. I was sitting down on a chair with my legs crossed, a wicked picture was taken and hence, the nickname MONK. This is what you get from HOLY church people!

That's all I can remember for now. Let me think for abit if there is more. In the mean time, laugh all you want! =)

Till then, take care, God bless!